How to Get Cold-Called, Part II

Advanced Method:

1. Show up to class at the last second before it starts, so you're setting up your laptop while the professor has already begun talking.
2. Spend several minutes trying to figure out why your wireless connection is flaking out.
3. While restarting computer to finish fixing the wireless, notice dust buildup around the touchpad's mouse buttons.
4. Reach down to slide the tag on your laptop power cable up high enough so you can use it to get the dust out.
5. Get the dust out.

Around this point, the professor should say something along the lines of, "So once the court says this, Fletcher, what would you want to do if you were the plaintiff's lawyer, based on what I just said?"


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