From the Mailbag

Where you been at?
-TJ

A common question. I shut down in late September in an early show of solidarity with the WGA strike. Only recently did I realize that I've never made money from web content, nor do I ever expect to, so the blog's back on.

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-Evangelene McKoy

Get me the people from Britannica on the phone!

I hear you're trying to get into Contracts II for next semester. Is this true? How can I help?
-Imaginary Contributor

As a matter of fact, that is the case. Drop me a line if you're planning on dropping it.