Sunday, March 04, 2007

Gag Order

Under penalty of the Honor Code, I'm not allowed to discuss this weekend's Journal Tryout. All descriptive parts of speech are banned. Luckily, you are under no such provision. So here's your chance to produce your own story of my weekend:

On Friday, I left __(subject)__ class and went as __(adverb)__ as I could over to the Student __(pl. noun)__ Office, where they were handing out __(adjective)__ Journal Tryout packets. I __(past tense transitive verb)__ mine, and briefly considered __(present participle transitive verb)__ it into the __(noun)__. I eventually decided against it and bought a __(noun)__ instead, before taking it all home with me. After doing the editing section __(number)__ times, I wanted to either __(verb)__ or __(verb)__. I settled on the former, which was--to my surprise--actually quite __(adjective)__. Finally, I spent __(number)__ __(units of time)__ on the writing portion, which __(is/is not)__ complete. Tomorrow I plan to __(transitive verb)__ the __(adjective)__ __(noun)__ __(preposition)__ __(article)__ __(adjective)__ __(noun)__ until __(pronoun)__ __(present tense reflexive verb)__.
Okay. That should keep me safe. Hope you have the __(superlative)__ break possible!

2 comments:

Remus Thirty said...

Dear Fletcher Reede,

Here is your mad lib, as completed by a group of 6th graders:

On Friday, I left Sex Ed class and went as crappily as I could over to the Student Boners Office, where they were handing out sexy Journal Tryout packets. I pooped mine, and briefly considered farting it into the butt. I eventually decided against it and bought a booby instead, before taking it all home with me. After doing the editing section 69 times, I wanted to either "do it" or spank. I settled on the former, which was--to my surprise--actually quite sucky. Finally, I spent 6,969 years on the writing portion, which is not complete. Tomorrow I plan to pee the stinky zipper near that gay ball until she barfs.

Okay. That should keep me safe. Hope you have the stupidest break possible!

Adam said...

I knew Thirty couldn't resist that.