Rejected Feb Club Themes

• Feb Club Eve 1894
• Three Easy Nieces
• Haitian Paradise
• Super Jewsday
• Anything But Those (in which you can wear what you want, but everyone will criticize it)
• Revenge of the Turds
• Snowpants or Low pants.
• Kegs and Dregs

Actual 2008 Feb Club themes are available from TJ.

Where We're Going, We Don't Need Roads

A short list of things which are coming faster than fall semester grades:

• The presidential election
• Global-warming-induced flooding of the Eastern seaboard
• The next presidential election
• Jesus
• Duke Nukem Forever
• A new Ice Age
• Zoraster
  
• The Revolution
• Your Mom