All screen names, firm names, and undergraduate alma maters have been changed:
CavLaw09 (2:26:13 PM): Firm B did win the 2/3 coin flip but i did notice they have nobody from USC among their partners
CavLaw09 (2:26:28 PM): also their website is a lot cooler
Where you been at?A common question. I shut down in late September in an early show of solidarity with the WGA strike. Only recently did I realize that I've never made money from web content, nor do I ever expect to, so the blog's back on.
-TJ
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-3rdPlanetMedia
Here is a fact: Girls like guys with a big schlong!Get me the people from Britannica on the phone!
-Evangelene McKoy
I hear you're trying to get into Contracts II for next semester. Is this true? How can I help?As a matter of fact, that is the case. Drop me a line if you're planning on dropping it.
-Imaginary Contributor
"It seems late in the day to notice to Erwin Chemerinsky is a prominent liberal," said John Jeffries, University of Virginia Law School dean. "That's been true for as long as I've known him. It's rather like discovering that Wilt Chamberlain was tall. How could you not know?"
I did another interview with my fly open today.
Overheard in the last week:
Interviews completed this week: 15
Interviews completed with my fly zipped up: 13
I am aware that you are looking at my Facebook profile before you interview me.
You should probably know that I am looking at yours.
A tribute.
Roberts: Getting new unlisted phone number in attempt to reduce salary-related prank calls from J. Michael Luttig.
Breyer: Making charts, same as every other day.
Scalia: Working on costume for annual trip to Burning Man under the name A-Nino Acid.
Souter: Posting fake Harry Potter spoilers on the internet.
Alito: Crossing out "Scalito" from the front of all his notebooks, and "SAA ♥ AGS" from the inside covers.
Thomas: Playing "PC" next to Will Smith's "Mac" for a series of Apple ads set to air on BET this fall.
Stevens: Unlocking every bonus track in Guitar Hero II.
Ginsburg: Planning trip to Jamaica with Douglas Ginsburg before remembering that Martin is the one she's married to.
Kennedy: Casting the deciding vote in Beach v. Pool, In Re a Hamburger, a Hot Dog and Some Potato Salad, and Hooking Your iPod up to the Tape Deck v. Just Listening to the Radio Because We'll Be There in Twenty Minutes.
...and the final category is called Roll of "Toilet Paper," with "toilet paper" in quotation marks. Every correct answer in this category will contain the phrase "toilet paper." Clues will come in video form from Fletcher Reede, on location at the University of Virginia School of Law.
$200: This cylindrical item appears in the bathrooms of most American homes.
$400: Invented in the 6th century in China, this product is known as "jax roll" in Irish slang.
$600: Lack of this household good is why I definitely had to go to the store yesterday after work.
$800: This common paper good is the one thing I forgot to get among $50 worth of groceries.
$1000: I've been working at school since surprisingly early this morning for this reason.
